ElderlyJokes Two Retirees Are Chatting. What Follows Next Will Blow Your MInd. Two retirees are chatting about how they’ve been spending their time since retirement. One says “I’ve been taking this class about little tips and tricks you can use to improve your memory.” The other says “That class would be useful to me. Where are you taking it?” The first guy says “Hmm . . . What’s the name of that flower that is red, and smells nice, and you give bouquets of it for Valentine’s day?” See more Previous joke Three House Pets All Die And Go To Heaven. Next joke David Had Been Extremely Anxious For Years.