David An elderly man had been extremely anxious for years.
It got to the point where his compulsive worrying was ruining his life,
so he went to a psychiatrist, who recommended that David hire a professional worrier:
After he’d been working with the specialist for a few months,
David’s friend John noticed a change.
“What happened?” John asked.
“You don’t worry about anything anymore!”
“I hired a professional worrier.” David answered.
“That must cost a fortune?” John said.
“Yes, he charges $3,000 a month.” David said sheepishly.
“Three thousand dollars! How can you ever afford to pay him?” John exclaimed.
“I don’t know.” David said.
“That’s his problem.”