AnimalsJokes Two Giraffes Enter A Bar. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 21.6k Views Two giraffes enter a bar and get hammered. After a while, one of the giraffes falls off his chair and passes out on the floor. The bartender looks at the other giraffe and says: ” hey! You can’t leave that lying there!” And the other giraffe drunk, slow blinking eyes, stammering words says: ” That’s not a lion!… That’s a giraffe!! “ See more Previous joke The Teacher Entered The Class. Next joke A Daughter Who Was Concerned That Her Elderly Mother.