ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Paddy Goes Into A Pharmacy. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. 14.8k Views An elderly man paddy goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. “Could you taste this for me, please?” The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. “Does that taste sweet to you?” says Paddy. “No, not at all,” says the chemist. “Oh that’s a relief,” says Paddy. “The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.” See more Previous joke A Daughter Who Was Concerned That Her Elderly Mother. Next joke The Husband Says His Wife.