There was this poor gardener working in a ship-owners villa.
One day his employer decided to further reward him for his excellent work, by inviting him to a formal dinner alongside his ship-owner cronies.
During the evening in question, all the guests were conversing with one another while the gardener sat in the corner, listening.
The employer announces to the others! “This year I sent my wife to Hawaii for a couple of months so she could relax, while I stayed behind working!”
The ship-owner cronies also join in.
“Ah, I sent mine to Monte Carlo for a full month!” Said one.
“And I sent mine to Copacabana for 20 days!” Said the other.
At that point, the gardener’s employer decides to tease him a bit.
“Do tell us, George, where did you send your wife on vacation this year?”
“Ah!” Replies the gardener.
“We are poor people, so we have to scr*w our wives ourselves!”
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