The science teacher stands in the front of the class and says,
“children if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?”
Little Peter raises his hand and says,
“I would want gold because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porch.”
The teacher nods, and then calls on little Sally, who says,
“I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Maserati.”
The teacher smiles and then calls on Little Johnny.
Johnny stands up and says,
“I would want silicone.”
“Silicone? Why silicone?”
“Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!”
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