JokesMarriage Paddy Said To His Wife Mary. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary: “Lets go out to eat tonight.” Mary came back with the classic, “I have nothing to wear.” reply. So Paddy said to her: “Just wear what you had on the last time we went out darling, you looked beautiful!” So there they were in their local Chinese restaurant, Paddy in jeans and a T shirt, and Mary in her wedding dress! See more Previous joke The Doctor Tells My Grandma. Next joke Michael Was Thinking About How Good His Wife Had Been.