The doctor tells my grandma,
“I have some good news and some not-so-good news…”
My grandma says,
“Alright, give me the not-so-good news first.”
The doctor replies,
“You’ve been diagnosed with a bit of forgetfulness.”
Grandma smiles and says,
“Oh dear! And the good news?”
The doctor grins,
“Well, now you’ve got an excuse to forget things whenever you like!”