ElderlyJokes The Ninety-Five-Year-Old Woman At The Nursing Home. This Is Super Funny. The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!” “What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, aren’t they?” “Yes, they are taking very good care of me.” “Well, what are you worried about?” her friend asked again. The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her major worry. “Every close friend I ever had h See more Previous joke The Pious Man Stopped Going to Synagogue. Next joke This Man That His Dog Can Talk.