JokesMarriage Johnny Was Going To His Father’s House. What Follows Next Is Truly Hilarious. Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was walking to his father’s house with his wagon behind him when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but was constantly swearing “This God d@mn thing is so heavy” A priest heard him and came out. “You shouldn’t be swearing,” said the priest. “God hears you…He is everywhere…He’s in the church…He’s on the sidewalk…He’s everywhere” Then Little Johnny says “Oh is he in my Wagon” The priest replies “Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon” Little Johnny says “Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling” See more Previous joke A DEA Agent Stopped At A Ranch. Next joke A Husband Tells The Wife.