AnimalsJokes A Small Farm Boy Was Milking His Cow. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. 48.3k Views A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, The Little Johnny calmly continued his milking. To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the Little Johnny, turned around and walked away. ‘Weren’t you afraid?’ one of the workers asked Johnny. ‘Not at all,’ the Little Johnny replied, ‘ I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.’ See more Previous joke The Boss Of A Big Company Needed To Call One Of His Employees. Next joke Three Old Ladies, Gertrude, Maude And Tilly, Were Sitting On A Park Bench.