ElderlyJokes Three Old Ladies, Gertrude, Maude And Tilly, Were Sitting On A Park Bench. This Is Truly Hilarious. 22.4k Views Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park. He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn’t seem to be wearing anything underneath it. The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat in one quick motion. Gertrude immediately had a stroke Seeing her friend’s reaction, Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble than her friends, couldn’t quite reach that far.. See more Previous joke Three Brothers Are Travelling Along A Road. Next joke An Elderly Florida Lady Did Her Shopping.