Teacher Asked The Class.

Teacher asked the class,

“there are five crows sitting on a fence and a farmer shoots two,how many are left”

Little billy pipes up, “ain’t none, the rest took off.”

Teacher says” well, there are still three crows, but i like the way you’re thinking.”

Little billy says:

let me ask you a question, three women are eating ice cream cones. One licks hers, one sucks hers, the other bites hers. Which one is married?

Teacher says: idk little billy, is it the one eating it?

Little billy says: No, its the one wearing a wedding ring. But i like the way you’re thinking.