A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it’s his turn, he loudly declares,
“This is a robbery!”
To make sure he doesn’t leave any witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line,
“Did you see me rob this bank?”
The customer, a bit nervous, replies,
“Yes!”
The robber raises an eyebrow and moves to the next person in line, asking the same question:
“Did you see me rob this bank?”
The second man calmly responds,
“Nope! But my wife sure did!”