An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate.
The young cute lady was very nice and polite.
She thanked him and said “OK Sir”.
He asked her
“Do you think that I am alive?”
She was shocked.
She looked at him and he smiled.
He said
“Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes’ reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?”
She smiled mischievously, looked at him and said
“Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE”.
They both laughed heartily. Nice flirtation at 70!!!.