A 100-year-old man was having a big birthday party at his nursing home.
A TV crew was there to interview the man on this special day.
“Please tell our audience how you managed to live so long,” asked the reporter.
“Well, I don’t drink and I’ve never smoked,” replied the old geezer,
“and, I make it a point to stay well away from wild women.”
Just then, there was a loud shriek in the hall.
The crew turned to see a nurse run by, followed by an agile looking, older man.
The older man carried a foul smelling cigarette in one hand and a glass of whisky in the other.
As he ran by, he paused for a moment, looked at the crowd, grinned and cackled
“He, he, he!” and then continued his pursuit.
“What the hell was that all about?” asked the astonished reporter.
Replied the old geezer,
“Please excuse my father – he gets carried away sometimes!”