A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backward.
The little johnny asked why he wore his collar backward.
The man, who was a priest, said,
” I am a Father . .”
The little Johnny replied,
“My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.”
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
“I am the Father of many.
The johnny said,
“My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!”
The priest, getting impatient, said.
“I am the Father of hundreds”, and went back to reading his book.
The little johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
“Maybe you should wear a cond0m, and put your pants on backward instead of your collar.”
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