AnimalsJokes A Zookeeper Is Ordering New Animals. He Never Expected This To Happen. 1.7k Views A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “Two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “Two mongooses,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.” See more Previous joke A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub. Next joke An Elderly Man Had Dinner.