AnimalsJokes A Zoo Keeper Is Ordering New Animals. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 2.4k Views A zoo keeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese”. That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose” then “two mongooses”. Giving up, he types “One mongoose, and while you are at it, send another one.” See more Previous joke An Old Man Goes To The Wizard. Next joke An Elderly Lawyer, Representing A Wealthy Art Collector.