JokesMarriage The Young Lady Waiting For Her Date. This Will Blow Your Mind. After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she’d been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV. No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang. There stood her date. He took one look at her and gasped, “I’m two hours late, and you’re still not ready?” See more Previous joke A Little Boy Came Downstairs Crying Late. Next joke A Doctor Walks Into A Room Full Of Patients.