A Young Cowboy And Cowgirl Decided To Get Married.

This Will Blow Your Mind.

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married.

After the wedding, they left for their honeymoon.

While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows mating.

The new bride asks, “What are they doing honey?”

The husband answers, “They’re roping!”

She replies, “Oh, I see!”

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses mating.

Again the bride asks, “What are they doing honey?”

The husband answers, “They’re roping!”

She replies, “Oh, I see!”

Finally they arrive at their hotel.

The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed.

When they got in bed, the bride discovers her husband’s p*nis.

“What is that?” she asks.

“That’s my rope,” he answers.

She slides down further and gasps,

“What are those?” she asks

“They’re my knots,” he answers.

Finally the couple begins the ‘merry gance’.

After several minutes the bride says,

“Stop honey, wait a minute!

Her husband asks,

“What’s the matter honey, am I hurting you?”

“No,” the bride replies,

“undo those knots, I need more rope.”

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