A woman who was very wealthy decided it was time she found a husband and start a family.
The only stipulation was he could never have slept with or had s*x with another woman:
She hired private detectives to hunt the globe over In search for said person.
After months of searching for her groom, such a man was found in the Outback of Australia.
After the wedding, they went on their honeymoon.
That night in their hotel suite the bride told her new spouse that she was going into the bathroom to get ready for their night of honeymoon s*x and for him to get ready also.
When she emerged from the bathroom to her bewilderment her new husband was standing in the middle of the room naked and had shoved all the furniture to one side of the room.
In a shocked voice, she asked him.
“What the hell are you doing?”
The Aussie calmly replied.
“It’s true love, I never have had se*x with a woman, but if it’s anything like s*x with a kangaroo, were going to need all the room we can get!”
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