A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.

A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read:

“Purebred Police Dog $25.”

Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.

The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen.

In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad,

“How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?”

“Don’t let his looks deceive you, ma’am,” the man replied,

“He’s in the Secret Service.”