A Woman Walked Into An Accountant's Office.

This Is Truly Hilarious.

A woman walked into an accountant’s office and told him that she needs to file her income tax return.

The accountant says,

“Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,

“What is your occupation?”

“I’m a wh0re,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,

“No, No, No, that won’t work, That is too gross. Let’s try to rephrase that”

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.

“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,

“I’m an elite chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks,

“What does chicken farming have to do with being a wh0re?”

“Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year.”

“Good enough.”

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