A woman walked into an accountant’s office and told him that she needs to file her income tax return.
The accountant says,
“Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
“What is your occupation?”
“I’m a wh0re,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,
“No, No, No, that won’t work, That is too gross. Let’s try to rephrase that”
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
“I’m an elite chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks,
“What does chicken farming have to do with being a wh0re?”
“Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year.”
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