JokesMarriage A Woman Visits Her Husband In Prison. This Is Super Funny. A woman visits her husband in prison… Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell all day!” The wife replies: “Bullshit! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!” See more Previous joke The Local Zoo Announced The Arrival Of A Very Rare, Talking Parrot. Next joke Johnny Tells His Parents He Has To Go.