This man drank a lot and his wife said:
“If you ever come home drunk again I will leave you”
So the man goes to the pub with his mates, has a few too many and throws up all over himself.
He tells his friend about his situation and his friend said:
“Take a £20 note and put it in your shirt pocket, then tell your wife somebody threw up on your shirt and gave you the money for the dry cleaning bill”
So he goes home and his wife was about to leave when she saw him.
So he pulls out the £20 and explains someone threw up over him and gave him the money for the dry cleaning bill.
She asks “what is the other £20 for?”
He replies:
“That was from the man who shat in my pants”
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