There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named T!tswiggle.
One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away.
She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog.
Nobody had seen him that night but the next morning she met Little Johnny on the street, who said that he had seen a stray dog.
The dog he described matched hers exactly.
Upon finding out this information she asked Little Johnny,
“OH, Little Johnny, you have seen my little T!tswiggle, then?”
“No ma’am, but I sure would like to!!” Little Johnny replied.
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