AnimalsJokes A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog. This Is Gold. A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, “How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?” “Don’t let his looks deceive you, ma’am,” the man replied, “He’s in the Secret Service.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Woman With Her Grandson. Next joke A Jogger Running Down A Country Road.