JokesMarriage A Woman Goes To Training Session. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 8.3k Views A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “An English girl!” The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?” Very good, thank you,” replies the wife. And, what happened to my present?” Which present?” I asked for, the English girl?” Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl!” See more Previous joke Johnny Knocks On The Door Of A Br0thel. Next joke A Farmer Goes To The Local Farmer's Market.