JokesMarriage A Woman Finds Aladdin’s Magic Lamp. This Is Hilarious. A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: She says. “I want my husband to have eyes only for me. I want to be the only one in his life. I want him to sleep always by my side. I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.” The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone. See more Previous joke The Telephone Rang At Johnny’s House. Next joke A Lion Died And Went To Heaven.