JokesMarriage A Woman Came Home, Screeching Her Car Into The Driveway. This Is Hilarious A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.” See more Previous joke Little Boy Johnny Was Attending His First Wedding. Next joke A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care.