ElderlyJokes A Woman Called 911 Complaining Of Difficulty Breathing, This Is Funny. “When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his partner—both EMTs—rushed to her home. Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then he began to gather her information. “What’s your age?” he asked. “Fifty-eight,” answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger. “What does that do?” “It’s a lie detector,” said Glenn with a straight face. “Now, what did you say your age was?” “Sixty-seven,” answered the woman sheepishly. See more Previous joke An Elderly Mother To A Nursing Home. Next joke Little Johnny Is At A Horse Auction With His Father.