AnimalsJokes A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper. This Is Gold. A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, “How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?” “Don’t let his looks deceive you, ma’am,” the man replied, “He’s in the Secret Service.”A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog. See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Was Celebrating Their 60 Anniversary. Next joke Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar.