JokesMarriage The Wife Thanked Her Husband For A Wonderful Evening. This Is Hilarious. 6.2k Views After celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner at a restaurant, The wife thanked her husband for a wonderful evening. “It’s not over yet,” he said, and once back at the house, he presented her with a little black velvet box. She opened it in eager anticipation but found nothing more than two pills inside. “What are these pills?” she asked, puzzled. “Aspirin.” “But I don’t have a headache.” “Gotcha!” he cried triumphantly. See more Previous joke Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church. Next joke A Farmer Whose Daughter Was The Most Beautiful Woman.