The Wife Said To Her Husband.

What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind.

“For her 40th birthday, my wife said,

“I’d love to be ten again.”

So that Saturday, we had a heaping stack of chocolate-chip pancakes, her favorite childhood breakfast.

Then we hit the playground and a merry-go-round.

We finished the day with a banana split.

“So how did you enjoy being a kid for a day?” I asked.

Great,” she said.

“But when I said I wanted to be ten again, I meant my dress size.”