JokesMarriage A Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband. This Is Truly Hilarious. Wife sent a message to her husband : Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and says hi to you . Husband :Who is rita ? Wife : Nothing, I was just making sure that you read my message or not Twist in the tale….. Husband :- But I’m with lisa , which lisa are you talking about ? Wife :- where are you….? Husband: near vegetable market😎 Wife :- wait I will come there ….. After 10 minutes she texts her husband “where are you”? Husband:- “I m at office, now buy whatever vegetables you need.. See more Previous joke Johnny’s Mother Was Making Dinner. Next joke Johnny’s Mother Was Driving Her Old Beat-Up Car.