JokesMarriage A Wife Got So Mad At Her Husband. What Follows Next Is Really Funny. A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?” See more Previous joke A 12-year-old Boy Was Walking Down The Street. Next joke An Old Couple Is Ready To Go To Sleep.