JokesMarriage A Wife Got So Mad At Her Husband. What Follows Next Is Really Funny. A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?” See more Previous joke An Elderly Guy Gets Pulled Over By A Speed Cop. Next joke A First-Grade Teacher Was Having Trouble.