JokesMarriage A Wife Asks Her Husband To Go To The Store. This Will Blow Your Mind. A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.’ Later on, he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says ‘ Why do you have 6 gallons of milk?’ He responded ‘They had eggs.’ See more Previous joke Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting At The Bus Stop. Next joke A Senior Citizen Said To His Eighty-Year-Old Buddy.