JokesMarriage A Wife Asked Her Husband To Describe Her. This Is Epic. A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’. She said, ‘What does that mean?’ He said, ‘Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous Hot’. She said, ‘Oh that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?’ He said, ‘ I’m Just Kidding’ See more Previous joke A Farmer’s Wife Is In Bed. Next joke Little Johnny And His Dad Conversation.