Her: “Have you ever seen a twenty-dollar bill all crumpled up?”
Him: “No, I haven’t,” her husband replied.
She smiled, reached into her purse, and pulled out a crumpled twenty-dollar bill. He laughed, appreciating the joke.
Her: “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”
Him: “No, I haven’t,” he said with a grin.
She reached into her purse again and pulled out a crumpled fifty-dollar bill.
Her: “Now, have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars all crumpled up?”
Him: “No way!” he said, getting curious.
She smiled sweetly and replied,
“Then go check our car in the garage after I tried to park it.”