ElderlyJokes The Wealthy Old Man Wants A Grandchild So Bad. How His Sons And Daughters Reacted Was Priceless. 4.8k Views The wealthy old man looked around the table at his sons and daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. “Not a single grandchild,” he said with a sigh. “Why, I’ll give a million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to bounce on my knee. Now, let’s say grace.” “When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife was the only other person at the table.” See more Previous joke A Science Teacher Asked Her Students A Question. Next joke Little Johnny Was Wondering.