AnimalsJokes Once Upon A Time Their Was Three Bears. Seems Baby Bear Is The Smartest One. Once upon a time their was three bears. They decide to take a walk in the woods as their porridge cools. When they get back they are surprised. Daddy bear said “Who’s been eating my porridge” Mummy bear said “Who’s been eating my porridge” Baby bear said “Never mind about the porridge who’s nicked the TV” See more Previous joke A Newly Married Husband Saved His Wife’s Mobile Number. Next joke Senior Citizens Were Sitting Around Talking.