AnimalsJokes Two Women Are Arguing Over Whose Dog Is Smarter. The Second Woman’s Reasoning Is Hilarious. 4.8k Views Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter…. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.” Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : “My dog told me.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Was Celebrating Their Sixtieth Anniversary. Next joke A Man Lost His Dog In The Park.