AnimalsJokes Two Turtles Get Mugged. What Follows Next Is Epic. Two turtles get mugged… Two turtles are walking down the street, while all of a sudden, a third turtle comes up to them and robs them. The two call the police to report the robbery, and when the police officer comes to the crime scene and asks the two turtles what happened, one of them replies, “I don’t know….it all happened so fast! See more Previous joke A Turtle Is Sitting On The Side Of The Road. Next joke An Old Couple Goes To See The Dentist.