AnimalsJokes Two Tall Trees, A Birch And Beech Are Growing In The Woods. This Is Funny. 12.8k Views Two tall trees, a birch and beech are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.” Now wipe that smile off your face. See more Previous joke A Farmer Was Sitting In Bar Getting Drunk. Next joke Two Elderly Widows Are Curious About The Man.