AnimalsJokes Two Sharks Are Swimming Along In The Ocean. This Is Funny. Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean. When they spot a windsurfer. The one shark said to the other shark. “Ooh, look, a snack!” Cheers up the first one. The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with a napkin, even!” See more Previous joke The Little Johnny Ask His Dad. Next joke A Man Asks A Farmer Near A Field.