AnimalsJokes Two Pigeons Are Sitting On A Roof. This Will Make You Go ROFL. Two pigeons are sitting on a roof, watching the world. One of them notices a jet plane roaring high up at the sky. ? He nudges his friend, ”Wow, would you look at that! Look how fast he is!” The other one shrugs, “You’d fly like the blazes too if somebody lit your b####t on fire.“ See more Previous joke A Guy Walks Up To A Caretaker In A Dog Shelter. Next joke An Elderly Woman Goes To The Doctor.