ElderlyJokes Two Old Women Are Discussing The Disgusting Habits Of Husbands. This Is EPIC. Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains. “My husband had the same habit,” the second woman explained “but I fixed that. I just hid his teeth.” See more Previous joke A Rancher Has The Largest Bull In Texas. Next joke An Elderly Guy Gets Pulled Over By A Speed Cop.