ElderlyJokes Two Old Women Are Discussing The Disgusting Habits Of Husbands. This Is EPIC. Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains. “My husband had the same habit,” the second woman explained “but I fixed that. I just hid his teeth. See more Previous joke A Bald Eagle’s Decides To Stop By A Small Lake. Next joke An Old Man Realized He Needed To Purchase A Hearing Aid.